Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views

pahan apni maan say

Pathan Apni Maa se: Kya aapne mujhe paida hony se pehle dekha tha?



Maa: Nahi to...


Pathan: To phir Paida hony k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kese?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aap Pagal Ho

Aap Pagal Ho Urdu Funny Jokes Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid: Éggs’ Mother

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya

Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
pathan : konse paise
samose wala : pepsi ke
pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
samose wala : to rol ke paise
pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
samose wala : to samose ke de de
pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

she was my wife.

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off. “Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says. “Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)