Santa waiting at bus stop in UK
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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