1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang a kr sardar bola:
Galy wich pani phans gya a

Ik boti ty deo…! :-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 890 views
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