Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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