Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?
Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?
Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,
mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu ya BILLA??
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