A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 774 views

Patient To Nurse

Patient To Nurse:
I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You!

Nurse:You Wont Get Well Ever,
Bcoz

Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me & He Loves Me Too! ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

first friend: yar aaj main nay

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

From Karachi 2 Peshawar

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked:

R U Suffering From Fever?

Khan Sahb: No, From Karachi &
Going 2 Peshawar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to his mom

Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan in jungle

Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
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Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?

Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)