Girl To Her Boy Friend
Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
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Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
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ardar 1: yaar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya owr maira mobile bhi band ho gia
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Thodi der bad
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Dairy Milk Our Gulab Jamun Ka Muqabla Huva..
Dono Main Say Ziyada Sweet Kon Ha?
Case Court Main Gaya .
Dono Hi Haar Gaye..
Bahir Aa K Poochnay Lagay Yaar,
Ye ABC :* Kon Ha?
Jo Hmsay Bhi Ziyada Sweet Ha… :):)
Hmmmmm…
Yaar Pani Phenk Koi Jal Raha Ha!
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There are Famous mills in Pakistan
1. Sugar Mill.
2. Cotton Mill.
And the most Famous is.
3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..
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Circus Ka Malik Santa Ko Dante Hue Bola.
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Hadd Hoti Hai Tune Raat Ko Sher Ko Khula Chod Diya Thha?”
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Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto
Q k..
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Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
.
...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
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Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end
main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
sardar ko uski Girl friend ne apne boob choosne ko kaha.
sardar Thori dair choosne k baad rone laga…
Girl friend:kya huwa?
sardar:maa yad aa gai hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)