Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL
DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to
usey chhodne aaya tha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 882 views

Ramesh Ka Ladka

Strange man to a boy: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Nahi .

Next day again..
Strange man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?Boy: Nahi.

Next day, unka accident ek car se hua, in the Hospital..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy ek Doctor se: Doctor ye mujhe pareshan kar raha hai "tu Ramesh ka ladka hai" puch puck ke..

Doctor: Toh tu kehde na ki too Ramesh ka ladka hai..
Kuch der baad phir se..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Haan.
Man: Lagta to nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto

Sardar :
Cant You Read The Board
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cost Of Divorce

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)