Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL
DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to
usey chhodne aaya tha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 646 views

BANTA Fir Kya hua?

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A leopard went to see

A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho

Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye

Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)

Santa aur banta ne

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..

Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.

Banta: Haan..

Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)