Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL
DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to
usey chhodne aaya tha!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 648 views
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