Because He Is An Opener

Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.

Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views
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