Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..


"DHAKKAA !"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views

Every time I eat fruit..

Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.'

Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge,

HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar in Restaurant

1 Sardar Restaurant pe soup pi raha tha.

Boy: Sardar G soup wich makhi Ae..

Sardar: Dil wada ker yar,

makhi ne kina pe lena ae

by taimur (few years ago!)

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey zaroqataar ro rahey they or marney waley sey shikayat ker rahey they

“Tum is dunya ko chor ker kyun chaley gyey? tumharey janey key baad meri dunya hi andher ho gyee.

Tum zinda hotey to mujhey yeh din kyun dekhney naseeb hotey? Yeh museebtein kyun sehna parteen?”

Qareeb ki qabar per kharey ek sahab ney un ka haal dekh ker hamdardi bharey lehjey mein poocha, kyun sahab, marney waley aap key qareebi dost ya rishtey daar they?

Pehley sahab boley, “Nahi, meri biwi key pehley shohar…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Doctor's Wife

A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)