Teacher: tell me the perfect example
for newtons 3rd law?
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Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically…

Action ka Reaction

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 775 views

Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu banta

Santa: Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu
banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Yaar shubha se koi
Battery Low se miss call kar raha hai or No. bhi nahi aa raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar Kya hai

Pyar Kya hai.. ??

P: Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso..

Toh tension mat lo yaar,

Mat karo Pyar vyaar.. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pointing out the rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A young boy Died

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha ,

Paros ke larki kaan me boli,

Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)