100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
k achanak kashti ruk gaai!
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Aur
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sub doob gaay

kaisay?
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Sardar Thay Na!

Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 851 views

note bheeg jaye ga

Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai?
Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek din Court mein Judge

Ek din Court mein Judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat diye jaye.” Mujrim ne bahoot ghabrate huey kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.” Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha …. “My baap kaan [...]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla

Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”

Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”

Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.

Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”

Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation

Thank God Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation,

Imagine What Her Serial Bade Acche Lagte Hain Would Have Been Called ?

Khade Acche Lagte Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

APPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt

APPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)