Kon Kehta Hai
GOLU: Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Mai To Buss Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar Ke B NikaL Jaonga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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Miss. So sweet.
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Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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