Kon Kehta Hai
GOLU: Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Mai To Buss Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar Ke B NikaL Jaonga
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