Dad : Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son : Kaunsi bike?
Dad : Pass he to “APACHE”
college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 524 views

Ek 10 saal ka kid bade dhyan se

Ek 10 saal ka kid bade dhyan se ek Hindi book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko
roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure

Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha

Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.

Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Geography Class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?

Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.

Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?

Student: Yes, Sir.

Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?

Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend Pe Shayari

Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,

Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,

Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”

Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)