2 cockroach ICU Me 1 dusre k bagal me Admit the.
Pehla cockroach:
"Kya tujhe 'Baygon' se maara?"

DUSRA COCKROACH: Nahi re pagal Paragon se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 721 views

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,

eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?

PHaTaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A couple

A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of
yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Buy this scooty

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus
station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in
the dark place where she took of her clothes and
said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum Par Beete Gi To

Tum Par Beete Gi To Tum Bhi Jan Jao Ge,

Faraz..
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... .
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Koi Nazron Ke SamNe Se Biryani Le Jae To Kitna Dard Hota Hai..

(".)/ Oye 1 Niwala
<)) To Khila De
_/ à/_ Yaar....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)