shadi sms funny
1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1047 views
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