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Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye
1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya
Teacher:Aap Ne Kya Sekha?
Pathan:Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views
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