Girl:- wats the price of galaxy grand???

Shopkeeper:- Rs 35000

Girl:- Awwwww

Girl :- wat about S4??

Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww :P :D ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 818 views

Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

World’s Best Feeling

World’s Best Feeling..
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question
Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other
And Say:” Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar…:-D:-D:-):-/

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

a child says to sales girl

A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:

Miss will u marry me wen i grow up

Girl smiled & said YES

Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

1 aurt ne apni Sas k pas

'1 aurt ne apni Sas k pas SANP betha dekha to SANP se boli: DASS LE! DASS LE

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)