On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hello

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?

Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 admi adhi rat ko

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
“begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”
admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)