hubby & wife nok jhonk
Larki: Chand kahan hai??
Mangetar: meri Ankhoon k samnay,
After Marriage
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Wife:Chand kahaan hai??
Husband: Anniye, o ki utte Asmaan te kharbuza tangia Ee?.
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