hubby & wife nok jhonk

Larki: Chand kahan hai??

Mangetar: meri Ankhoon k samnay,

After Marriage
...
Wife:Chand kahaan hai??

Husband: Anniye, o ki utte Asmaan te kharbuza tangia Ee?.

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!) / 688 views
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