Santa looked himself
Santa looked himself in mirror and said: Is ko kahain dekha hai.
Then he said: Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo Shaadi ki album main meri biwi ke saath hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 725 views
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