12 Chote Chote Bche Hain

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver: Apni Speed Dekhi He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views
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