Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz
Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..
Patni-Aap Ne
Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 704 views
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