Discussing grades
A high-school student came home from school
seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're
all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 861 views
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