Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe

Wife:Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh raha hai.

Husband:Are wo toh Bhangarwala hai,Bekar mal psr nazar rakhna Uski aadat hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 629 views
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