Three friends aftee exams
Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper
blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 974 views
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