Lottery Of Rs 5 Crore
Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1062 views
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