Girl & Boy on Phone
Girl & Boy on Phone
Boy:
Hello aj kis colour k kapray pehne hain tm ne?
Girl:
Tmko bus yehi sab fazool baaten krni hoti hain?
Boy: okay, ye batao, how should State Bank fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl:
hmmm
Pink colour k
Jo EiD pe pehne thay
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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