Girl & Boy on Phone

Boy:
Hello aj kis colour k kapray pehne hain tm ne?

Girl:
Tmko bus yehi sab fazool baaten krni hoti hain?

Boy: okay, ye batao, how should State Bank fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

Girl:
hmmm
Pink colour k
Jo EiD pe pehne thay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 992 views

SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.

SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.

Teacher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon hai ?

SANTA-Humko kya pata mai To school me naya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy and a girl play ludo

A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.

Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe 1000 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Dadaji

Boy: Mere dada ney 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat diye thhe. .

Dost: Gardanien kyun nai katein?

Boy: Wo pehle se he kati hui thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan bank lotnay laga

Ek Pathan Bank Lootne Gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account main jama kar do.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)