Implanted a Woman's Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:
Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 630 views
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