A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:

Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 839 views

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Khobsurat loog

Khobsurt log hamesha ye kiun kehte hain k me abi busy hoon
socho
.
.
nai pata
.

Pher btaun ga me abi busy hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?

Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student: Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teacher: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)