Papu Dhobi ko Daant-te hue
Papu Dhobi ko Daant-te hue -
Ek to meri shirt guma Di upar se paise mang raha hai.?
Dhobi:- Sahab shirt dhulne ke baad gum hui hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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