Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai
Raavan Hanuman se Beedi Maangata hai,Hanuman
Mana Kar Deta hai,Shri Ram Poochte hain,Beedi De
Deta na.Hanuman Ji Bolte hain Prabhu Aap Chup
raho Iske 10 sir Hai,10 Beedi Deni Padegi.
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