Ek larki ney pathan sey kaha

ek larki ney pathan sey kaha
"kiya aap ko pata hai aj womens day hai"
pathan ney ghabra k kaha:
"kamal hai, jab hum ghar sey nikala tab to friday tha";-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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