Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of......
 Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 726 views

tamam log sun len

Tamam log sunn len Garmi bht ho gayi hy. Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy. Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den Q k “BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy. Mera farz tha ap ko batana or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri Nakel Maar Lay

A Girl Sitting In Examination Hall With Sardar Ji

Girl: Sardar Ji Mein Tuwadi Nakal Mar Laa?

Sardar: Ahoo To Meri Nakel Maar Lay Fair Mein Teri Asal Mar Lawa Ga…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid
Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar
Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To
Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”
Pappu Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai
Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Susu Kaat Dete Ho, Na
Karo To Gardan“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladki ka Baap

Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se.

Baap: Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)