Modern world-
Modern world-Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya Jab uski Kaam Waali Baai Ne Kaha,
Sahab!Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 801 views
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As supposedly reported on CNN:
Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).
The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.
The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss: Murkh Ho Tum
Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha hai?
Santa: Nahi Sir
Boss: Niche kya dekhta ha meri Or dekh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
.œThe RETURN of phoolan devi.,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
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Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho
Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye
Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
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After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,
Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Boy- Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae(Girl se)
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Girl- fati chappal se mar khaega ya chappal fatne tak mar khaega…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.
Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .
Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.
Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Tumhe Rajput Kyo Kehte Hai?
Rajput:
Hum Apni Baat Pe Jaan De Dete Hai Tumhe Sardar Kyo Kehte Hai?
Sardar:Hum Bina Baat Ke Jaan Dete
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)