Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss
Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se
Smell aati hai.
Dr.“kamal hai jb mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 780 views
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