Khamoshi ka bycot
Lebrary me bahut khamoshi thi k achanak se aik punjabi ne zoor se paad maar dia
teacher:ye kia hai?
Punjabi:khamoshi ka bycot
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 561 views
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