Sardar and Banno in car

Sardar: O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

Banno: Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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Itne dino baad aaj books kholi

Itne dino baad aaj books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Aap Pagal Ho

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who
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There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…!!!!!

What a touching story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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