Mareez aur Doctor
mareez doctor say: Mujay door kuch nazar nahee aathee. Doctor: wu upar dekhu kya hay Mareez: Chand Doctor: Aur kya es say agay farishtay dekhu gay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 818 views
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