papa jab sab shadi kar ke

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?

Papa: Beta aqal Badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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