Ek baar exam me question aaya

Ek baar exam me question aaya- HIPS PE ESSAY LIKHO!

Santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha tabhi Banta bola- MAM! USNE KUNJI KHOL RAKHI HAI!!

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