Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1371 views
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