women

A Boy Said:
Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 50 Kg, Wen?
in Romantic Mood
Bt

......Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A
"Bori Of Atta" Of Weight 20 Kg
Wen?
Mother says ;-)

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!) / 689 views
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