Huqooq
Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 584 views
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Ki Kya Report Hai?
Junior Doctor:
Sir Uska Tou Maine Post Mortem
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Kaal A-B-C-D Seekehngay.
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Kyun?
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