Jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai
Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai?
Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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