There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 785 views

Sardar sent sms to his boss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lo madam Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata

Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz Baad Mein Kyun Aati Hai?”

Santa: “Kyonki Hamari Aankhein Aage Hai Aur Kaan Piche Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera Driver Marr Gaya

Bad News: Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,

Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain, I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.

Because Ab Main "NEED 4 SPEED Underground" Khelon Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The dream

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.

Just before he rode off, I yelled out,

"What was all that about?" He replied,

"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

THIS IS A CLASSIC

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::

Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :

“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)