There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 721 views

doctor

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?' :-)
:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Calling it sick

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this?

Pupil: This is my father speaking!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

Teacher: Wo Kase?

Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)