Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar
kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne
eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke
ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint to do?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 754 views

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.

After killinG

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’

Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’

Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting in daddy’s lap.’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Pas Jany ka sawal hi paida nahi hota "Faraz"
.
Jab door se dekh leta hon ke books hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)