Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you.
.
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha...
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha...
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2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai...
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3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya.
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...
.
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 782 views

Principal 1 pathan student se:

Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek faqeer tha

Ek faqeer tha.

Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..

Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..

Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main

Saurav Ganguly: Yes,England Main Shirt Sirf Main
Hi Utar sakta Hoon.
MS Dhoni: Kya Karoon Dariyadili Kaam Nahi Aayi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nark main huhat se log

Nark me bahut se log aram se soo rahe the. .
.
BHAGWAAN - Ye log to nark ki garmi me bhi aram
se so rahe hai. .
.
YAMRAAJ -SAALE U.P. se HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Call Mat Karna

Ek Sardar Petrol Pump Gya
Likha Tha:
Don’t Use Mobile Here

Sardar Ne Mobile Nikala
Aur Apnay Her Dost Ko
Phone Karke Kaha:
Call Mat Karna
Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)