BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu

BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute

Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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