BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute

Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views

Santa’s wife hit him

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.

Santa: What was that for?

Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.

Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.

Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.

Santa: now what happened?

Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rich

Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)

A young Boy asked

A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Impossible Is Not In My Dictionary

Naman: Tujhe pata hai “impossible” word meri dictionary mein nahi hai…

Chaman: Arey yaar, ab bataake kya faayda….tujhe dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha

Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha to uske dost ne pucha kya hua.

ladka:yaar mere papa ne muje mara dost:kyo

ladka:maine to sirf yahi kha kamieny film dekhne chale papa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)