Chapal chori ho gai
Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi
Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga
Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha
Ayega Hi.
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