Ek admi bkrian chra rha tha
Sardar:
vey bkrian kithe le chlla en?
Admi:
inhen school chorne ja rha hun
Sardar:
Menu pagal smjhia e?
Aj te atwar a.
Happy sunday!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 590 views

Flying In The Plane

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?

Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?

Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Eik dost doosray se

Eik dost doosray se: Yaar mujhe cashier ki talaash hai.

Dost: Magar tum ne 1 mah pehle cashier rakah to tha.
Pehla Dost: Ussi ki hi to talaash hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey

Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe Maarna
Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,
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Baba:" Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye ''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa
Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~

Baba Ji Taweez Daant ke Neechey
Dabane Ka Itna
Faida Hua k Ab Woh Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kehta hai..
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Baba:" Yeh Faida Taweez ka Nahi,

aapki Zubaan Band Rakhne ka Hai..
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)