1 sardar g ki car k peeche likha tha
1 sardar g
ki car k peeche likha tha:
“SAWAN KO ANEY DO”
Peeche se
aik pathan ne
truck thok diya.
Truck par
likha tha,
“AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 561 views
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